Saturday, March 27, 2004

New pictures of new pad:

Me!

Pictures taken from the top of my computer. The camera swings to YOUR left.
*1* *2* *3* *4* *5* *6* *7* *8* *9* *10* *11*

Oh ho! A problem!
Me thinking.
Maybe the answer is out the window (see # 8 & 9 above), looking left
No...how about to the right?
Hmmm...I know! I'll use my COMPUTER!

Wednesday, March 24, 2004

Ouch! :P

I AM 18% TORTURED ARTIST!
18% TORTURED ARTIST
I should be happy. I have a normal life. I have no artistic ability and I am not cursed with the realiztion that everyone is an idiot, because I am one.

Hmmm...only 58%? Rats...
Buuuut, Deceitful & Crazy has a ring to it...

I AM 58% EVIL GENIUS!
58% EVIL GENIUS
Evil courses through my blood. Lies and deceit motivate my evil deeds. Crushing the weaklings and idiots that do nothing but interfere in my doings.